Whap-it Wednesday

Gotcha!

Mancat Monday

Shhh...

Happy Birthday!

See this little guy?

He's not so little these days. KidBean is 7 years old today. 7! Almost old enough to drive us to Petsmart for some crunchy treats. Happy Birthday, kid.

...and for pete's sake, stop sobbing, Woman! He's only 7!  Quit singing 'Memory'!

Snowed-in Saturday

Doobie doobie d...

Really, Woman? REALLY?

Saturday Snoozin

It's a drizzly, cold, miserable day outside so if you need me I'll be here...z.zzz.....zzzzzzz....

Try not to melt off of the couch, ThunderBum.

Phht.

Apparently I have a question for the Cat Blogosphere. MomBean found, in her words, a 'growth the size of a Tic Tac' on my face. It's hard, grey, and doesn't seem to bother me when she pokes at it with a napkin examines it.

Any ideas? My vet clinic isn't open until Tuesday, but MomBean can go to another clinic if need be. 

I'm kinda hoping my sweet tuxiekins will be my nurse. Get one of those little candystriper outfits and...homina homina homina!

*Update* MomBean doesn't think it's a tick, she was able to move all of the fur away from the base of it and it doesn't look like one. (The slobberhound has brought one in for reference.) She's a little concerned about it as one of her KFM's* had something similar and it wound up being a nasty cancer of the jaw. Now he was also 16 at the time, but she worried.

*KFM = Kitty Before Me

*Update to the update* MomBean grabbed me and SAVAGELY WRESTLED ME DOWN so that HeBean could get a better look at it. It was a tick afterall, and HeBean was able to get 90% of it off. (He is the tick removal man.) The head is mostly out, but MomBean will keep an eye on me too see how things go. HeBean thinks it was a deer tick, and now I get a flea/tick collar. Great.

Gobble gobble gobble

Happy Thanksgiving to all cool cats and beans out there today.

And dogs. And buns. And..for pete's sake, everyone!

Anyway, I have a lot to be thankful for. I have a warm house to call my home after starting off as a shelter cat for over a year.

I have a fambly of beans to call my own, complete with little beans who feed me cheese.

I have my own angel to watch over us.

I have this little turkey now, who brought the beans a squillion kinds of joy. 

I have my sweet tuxiekins, who makes me all warm and cozy inside. Hominahominahomina...

(And her fambly too, which is now my fambly too.)

Yep. Good times, good times.

What?

Who??

Never heard of...*sigh*

And I'm thankful that MomBean didn't filet the slobberhound when he tracked in all of that mud at high speed. Happy?

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Mooch Monday

Tucker no mean to?

MOOCH!

Tucker sorry?

YOU ATE ALL OF MY CAT FOOD. AS IN THE WOMAN HAD TO GET ANOTHER BAG DUE TO YOU. AND YOUR FARTS ARE GOING TO MAKE THE BEANS PASS OUT.

NOW GET OFF OF MY BLOG!

ThunderBum Thursday

No, not mine!

(Although I do have a hunka hunka bodunka, if I say so myself...)

His.

Everyone, meet Moosh, as in: "Stop sMooshing that poor kid's face, MomBean."

Yeah, you call it kissing, but really.

With thanks to the Kool Kitty Krew for the suggestion!

Manly Monday

Can I help you???

...

And the other Man of the House. Who still needs a nickname, btw...

He doesn't miss any meals either.

WHAT THE??? WEDNESDAY

I found this picture while poking my nose where it shouldn't be looking for something. More secrets from MomBean's past!

I need to lie down...

(And to answer any questions from yesterday, the purple is whenever a certian MomBean hogs in here. I've been leaving some litterbox bombs of...'questionable' measure, so it's all 'blahblahworryblahblah' from the beans. I sure as hell don't want to go to the vet!)

Tabby Tuesday

What the Tabbyman wants, the Tabbyman gets!

TABBYMAN IS GETTING A TRIP TO THE VET!

Fine.

I didn't want to go outside after all.

Mancat Monday

Out??

Out??

Hell0000...kitty wants out!

Furry Friday

Oh sure, sure, you can make the bed.

When I say you can.

Mancat Monday

And that was from just one side of me. I fear no brush!

Cripes, why are you shedding out your winter coat now, doofcake?

Saturday Something

Trust me, keep it closed...

Wordless Wednesday

Happy Birthday HeBean!

We may not always get along, but Happy Birthday Dude.

(Even if you could have been reading my blog, but nooo...)

Widetabby Wednesday

The Devil Dog said...

What are you doing out THERE! Didn't you learn your lesson the last time?

Heh, nope.

Tabby Tuesday

Can you find me?

Wonderful Wedensday

Holy carp, I'm one excited Tabbyman. I was contacted by the makers of the Cat Quest and asked if I could try one out and write up a review. Me. ME! I AM WANTED!

Easy dude!

I would show you what it looks like in the package, but a certain little bean opened it so we could play sooner. Can't blame her for that.

The Cat Quest may look like a regular fishing pole toy, but oh no-there is a bug on the end of the line. AND I SWEAR IT'S A REAL BUG. I mean, the wings flap when you least expect it, and it makes a clicky sound like some bugs do. Talk about cool! I was all ENGAGE HUNTER MODE with this bad boy. KidBean and I went so long with this thing that I had to take a long nap afterwards, I was plum worn out.

Must. Kill. Bug.

>

Tabby Tuesday

Alright, I have got something really nifty to show you. I got it in the mail the other day and...

What?

FINE. I know what you're here for.

Happy?

My new sticky little person!

Devon Anthony

Sept. 21, 2009

8lbs, 14 oz., 21 inches long

2 pushes. (Sorry Roxy's Mom!)

No drugs-no time!

I'm one totally taken tabbyman with this little dude. I'll even forgive MomBean for not being here for two days, he's that cute. 

Furrs-up Friday

Holy catbox. Try to be nice and wish MomBean a Happy Due Date.

The mouth on that woman...

I'm going to find somewhere safe.

(When did you learn to curse in Russian, anyway? o_0)

Whoops Wednesday

Could you try to get all of my head in the picture next time, Woman?

Lazer set at stun!

ENOUGH PICTURES ALREADY.

Saturday Caturday

Roxy and Lucky asked me:

"Just WHAT are you doing there, Monty. It looks quite R rated."

What else?

Tabby Thursday

She's got the camera out again, doesn't she?

Tabby Tuesday

Heh. Excuse me.

No excuse for you, now move!

Winners coming up today-she's counting, she's counting!

WINNERS HAVE BEEN POSTED!!!

So click already!

Snippy Saturday

Cheeze whiz, Woman. Do I bother you while you try to sleep?

YES.

Wuuvy Wednesday

Alright, they're dorks, but they are MY dorks. And I wanted to say Happy Anniversary to 'em. Been together for 14 years and married for 9 today. 

...'cause Bast knows nobody else could put up with either one of 'em that long.

I AM NOT GETTING MUSHY.

TabbyMAN Tuesday

Eric and Flynn asked me: "Yeah, but how come he has the nice soft bed and you have to make do with the hard floor?"

It may be the moochpooch's bed, but don't worry...

I just let him think it's his.

Sunday Sunbeam

You know it had to be one hell of a sunbeam for this to happen.