O hai! I'z Caboose, and AHHHHHM ONE!
I'z still trying to snuggle GentleonKitty! but no luck. So i'z snuggle Tuckerpuppers. We buds.
And Momma says I'z still tha Caboose!
She's 6 today!
And still older than me, so I got me a cougar!
And before she stops speaking to you, why not offer her a gift?
Yes! Her gift! Her...erm...
Chicken!
I AM NOT.
Bwak bwak bwak...
YOU ARE RUINING THE MOMENT, WOMAN.
I'm doing the chicken dance!
MILLIEWILLYOUPLEASEACCEPTTHISANDBEMYONEANDONLY?
Holy Bast, he did it. Now to get a paper bag...
Is she here?
Nope.
Is she here?
No.
Is she here??
DO YOU SEE HER???
...
Now?
GO OUTSIDE.
You know that vein in your forehead is twitching again.
^%^#$%^#$%!!!