IT'S MAH MILLIEKINS BIRTHDAAAAAAAY!!!
She's 6 today!
And still older than me, so I got me a cougar!
And before she stops speaking to you, why not offer her a gift?
Yes! Her gift! Her...erm...
Chicken!
I AM NOT.
Bwak bwak bwak...
YOU ARE RUINING THE MOMENT, WOMAN.
I'm doing the chicken dance!
MILLIEWILLYOUPLEASEACCEPTTHISANDBEMYONEANDONLY?
Holy Bast, he did it. Now to get a paper bag...
