Well, I don't mind having purple nails, for those who asked it isn't nail polish but a product called Soft Paws. They help kitties who really like having claws, like, erm. Me.
What hole in the couch?
You don't think I had something to do with the hole in the couch, do you?
*AHEM*
Ok, ok, it was me. That's why I'm sporting the purple claws-that way Mombean can tell when I lose them. (I already yoinked one off!) She says if I don't knock it off she's buying pink ones next time.
Oh dear, pink. For a mancat? Ooooh, you are in trouble, aren't you?
ReplyDeleteYou should use your scratching post! Not that we do, at least not all the time, but we have to have at least one bad habit.
Percy, for the Funny Farm
Monty's Manly Pet-ie-cure. Ask your MomBean to put little "Q's" on them... after all, what are pretty nails for unless they can be decorated! P.S. just put the holes in the cushions and then she can flip 'em over...
ReplyDeleteOur Mommy has threatened to get Soft Paws for us - especially when she noticed the holes Dante has made in the carpet. We don't know about pink though - we is Mancats and Mancats should wear Mancatly colors, don'tcha think?
ReplyDeleteMancats can wear pink. Look at Skeezix and Mao!
ReplyDeleteIt's better than declawing and I LIKE purple, so, we will not make fun of you. You look very handsome with purple claws.
ReplyDeleteHurrah for your Mommy who got you the softpaws!
ReplyDeleteNow sweetie, try to use a scratching post, mmmmk???
Tell your mommy not to worry - that's what couches are for.
ReplyDeleteGood luck getting them purple things all off Monty Q.
I like them! I did not have claws when Mommy adopted me so I haven’t ripped anything up…. Yet….
ReplyDeleteof COURSE you didn't have anything to do with the hole in the couch! It appeared overnight and was nothing to do with you!
ReplyDeleteThat manicure is rather dashing you know! x
ha ha ha I too wear those Soft Paws in colors for the same reason. I have a good tip at my blog today too, very similar to this...
ReplyDeleteMine are orange now for Bengals season (and conveniently enough, for Halloween!)
My Lady really wishes that she would have known about that before she let the vet RIP MY CLAWS OUT OF MY PAWS! She had no idea they existed. Her landlord wouldn't let me live here unless I had no claws.
ReplyDeleteCareful buddy!!! If you don't settle down and end up with pink claws...I might have to laugh,heh,heh,heh.
ReplyDeleteReal mancats can wear pink, Monty. Don't be worried... Millie will love you no matter what color your claws are.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Mr. Chen & Ollie
p.s. Good strategy re: the couch - deny EVERYTHING!
hmmmmm....
ReplyDeleteI think holes is very normal around cats, just you need to pick the right spot to do it~!!!
Michico have told me only makes holes on her box, not on the living room coach, well, I think I need to pay attention on her warming, or I will have big trouble.
Pink paws... I think I will give you good luck, hehehehe~!
I think those purple nails are very stylish! Tara would love them!
ReplyDeleteYou can come for a ride in my tube anytime!
Kavan
PINK! ah ha ha ahem, ah hahahahaha Sorry Monty. Pink isn't really so bad, clawing the sofa is. Bad cat. Bad cat. You should be clawing mom's nylons, like I do. I ruin at least one pair a week. On a good week, two.
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Oh dear, I think you are in trouble. I do not think I would sit still enough for softpaws to be put on me, but my mum turns me upside down, holds me in a death grip and clips my claws when they get too long. I also use the wicker laundry basket for a scratching post but she doesn't mind that. I am so happy that it is illegal to declaw in Britain.
ReplyDeleteI like your purple claws, they are very pretty (in a manly way of course).
ReplyDeleteI love your purple softpaws and you still look very manly.
ReplyDeleteArgh! Pink for a mancat like you? The purple ones go really nice with your furs.
ReplyDeletePoor Monty! Purple looks good on you! Tell your Mom that it wasn't you it was the Merlin the terrible! He's one bad cat Mom is reading about. By the way, you are a very cool cat!
ReplyDeleteYour FL furiends,
purple izza hansum color fer a grate lookin mancat, monty q.
ReplyDeleteluv--jh
ple is very manly and royal.. And tell your mom about petedge.com They sell soft paws wholesale and anyone can buy from there. I love my softpaws. Mine are orange and black
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