I's sorry tabbycat.Ok, ok, maybe I do have a bit of a door issue right now. It smells so cool outside, and there are places to walk around and such. MomBean is getting me tags today and a new collar, and she's offered to let me play in the yard this afternoon. (Which means she'll have to come and get me when I want to come inside 'cause the stairs aren't up yet.) Although she's gonna let KidBean pick out the tag and I hear there's a SpongeBob one he's been eyeing for me.
I probably deserve it...
SpongeBob? Arrgghh! How much punishment do they think you deserve? Yikes!
ReplyDeleteI disapprove of SpongeBob. Bite that new collar so it catches in your lower teeth, and they'll have to remove it! Don't worry, you can gag it out again, but they won't know that. Trust me, it works!
ReplyDeleteNo spongebob, no cat could ever be dat bad!
ReplyDeleteOh, Monty, I'm sorry to hear you keep wanting to go outside. It's much safer indoors! Be happy inside. :)
ReplyDeleteSponge Bob? Dude we feel your pain. We are so happy that you are safe and sound at home again.
ReplyDeleteTrixie gots a microchip and she says it was not ranch flavored.
Oh Monty-Q, I am so glad you are safe and at home. You have had your roam around the neighbourhood-now please try to stay home!
ReplyDeleteWell... It's better than Hello Kitty.
ReplyDeleteYou are invited to come over for mine 14th purrthday party! Come have a wook at the invitation at mine bwoggy!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA! Spongebob!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, Monty, you did have us all very, very worried, so maybe that is your punishment. At least your mom is understanding and is willing to let you go outside for a bit. Inside is ever so much safer, though.
Uh oh, Spongebob might ruin your Mancat image!
ReplyDeleteWill you be going out on a leash?? I hope so cause it sounds like you all of a sudden want to roam! Hey buddy, stay home!!!
ReplyDeleteAs for SpongeBob, maybe it will help keep you inside if you don't want to be seen in it...
This is more for the Mommabean...we are training our cats to avoid bolting through the front door by using a motion sensitive sprinkler. Monty, I know you won't like it, but it could help you stay inside where it is safe, so that you don't scare your family.
ReplyDeleteColleen, momma to Charlemagne and Tamar
Oh Monty
ReplyDeleteStay away from the door!Being outdoors could be furry bad for kitties...YOUR Mom wants to keep you safe.
Purrs
Abby
Spongebob? Could be worse. Hello Kitty or My Little Pony. A pink pony hangin' on your collar would be coot, don't you think?
ReplyDeleteMonty man, life is easier inside. I got out once and never found my way back. It was cold, scary and very painful! Stay inside where life is warm and you can be spoiled!
ReplyDelete-Dante
Spongebob? oh my, what they want to torchur you and remind you 24 hours a day that you was bad ONCE?
ReplyDeleteMonty, you need to be furry furry nice to your beans for a while, no giving them stress! Especially your mum. Let us know if she needs some more Aero bars to get over your behaviour!
ReplyDeleteoh you do look bashful there Monty, you have been a tad naughty but it's ok, it's all part of the human training process.
ReplyDeleteI like spngebob but it isn't nearly dignified enough for a cat like you!
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I am glad you realize that the door thing is an issue Monty! I am sorry about the Sponge Bob thing though...
ReplyDeleteHmmm, Monty, that is quite a dilemma. I think you'd better stay right close to the back door when you're in the yard and come right back when your momma calls you, and then she'll probably get you a cool tag that says "Monty Q, Cool Tabby Dude." Not Spongebob, man.
ReplyDeleteYour buddy, Jimmy Joe
Well Monty, if yur mombean lets you go outside to play, we think you better stay close to home. Wouldn't you rather stay inside where it's warm and cozy? There's BUGS the BITE outside, an there's no laps to cuddle on out there either!
ReplyDeleteYes you do! Glad your mom liked my idea.
ReplyDeleteRoxy
I agree with Daisy - SpongeBob could ruin your mancat image. I hope they can find some cool tags for you.
ReplyDelete-Jasper McKitten-Cat
Can you show us how to slip outta door like that? We always try but it never works!
ReplyDelete~Donny
Monty I understand about wanting to go outside at this time of the year. All summer we have nice open windows to get fresh air. Now we don't.
ReplyDeleteRight now anytime mum goes to the doors to get the paper, mail or go in or out, I am right there. So your mom bean needs to watch for this.
I hope you get a nice tag. Mine is a heart, cuz mum loves me.
Dooood...you TRYING to get losted for good? get a leash for going outside so you don't accidentally take off again!
ReplyDeleteYou need something more distinguished than Sponge Bob! But it's nice that your Mommy's gonna help you go outside.
ReplyDeleteHOORAY!!! Outside!!! You can try on my harness if you want to check on out.
ReplyDeleteMonty,
ReplyDeleteTell your MomBean to build a porch on the doors, enclosed porches! That way there are two doors for you to have to escape out of! I know, I know, that makes it harder for you to escape, but we want you safe!
I think inside would be more safer to you~!!
ReplyDeleteSpongeBob!?!...Oh Monty, the tag does not fit the crime...
ReplyDeleteListen, A Spongebob Square Pants tag, or sleeping outside and maybe getting hitted by a car?
ReplyDeleteHelllll--ooooooo! This is Millie talking! You know, the cat with the titanium stick in her leg! The cat that almost went to the Rainbow Bridge before she was even old enough?
Dude, quit it about the tag. I love you. I want you safe. If wearing the silly tag is ALL you have to put up with to stay safe, I say go for it. Because, frankly, I love you and want you to stay in one piece with all your component pieces and parts working and where they belong.
Youse tell 'em Millie. Beings six no funz! Being lost is really bad. No one to luv you, no one to FEED you! Monty, lisen to yur sweetie and stay inside, get chip and/or/all, get a tag. SpungeBob izn't that bad...
ReplyDeleteSmoky
Monty, please don't be a door darter! It's not safe out there. And you don't want your mom to worry do you?
ReplyDeleteLove, Tazo
MOnte Q. - what's going on? Don't escape the house and roam around in the neighborhood, giving your poor Mom heart attacks!
ReplyDeleteDammit Monty, stay inside! You are worrying me to death!
ReplyDeleteI agree that the Spongebob tag is a little over the top..I mean, a dog might deserve that, but no way would a cat deserve that. You really oughta stay in, Monty. We just can't handle another solo trip of yours, man!
ReplyDeleteOh the shame.......
ReplyDeleteRemember Millie's story. If you don't know it go back. She is right, nothing is worse than being hurt or getting killed long before your time.
ReplyDeleteRemember Millie.
Monty, it's jut not worth it dude. First sponge bob, what's next? Just stay inside, ok?
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Mr. Chen & Ollie