Haaaa haaaa, do you beep when you turn around! Seriously, you don't look wide to me at all! Now my brother Sam, he is wide! Momma calls him her BFB, which stands for Big Fat Boy! Daddy gets REALLY mad at her when she says that ... hee hee! Purrs and headbutts, Simon
Monty, ya want I should send the mom over to teach that joker a lesson? She can do it ya know. And she would, if'n I asked her, on account a' Millie n'all.
That's not fat, that's muscle! Plus a little extra skin for those little Sprout fingers to grab without doin' any real harm..it's called SURVIVAL, baby!
I have not.
Seriously, look at your front legs, they are like twigs compared to your rump. Do you beep when you turn around?
Phht. Do you?
Just more to love!
ReplyDeleteLaila
well that was just RUDE. you're purrfekt!!
ReplyDeleteDude, 2 words... Thunder Bum.
ReplyDeleteJust saying...
p.s. You did the linky just right!
Haaaa haaaa, do you beep when you turn around! Seriously, you don't look wide to me at all! Now my brother Sam, he is wide! Momma calls him her BFB, which stands for Big Fat Boy! Daddy gets REALLY mad at her when she says that ... hee hee!
ReplyDeletePurrs and headbutts,
Simon
The test for whether you are too wide is to ask this question of your human -
ReplyDeleteMe: Can you drive a wheelbarrow between my front legs?
Human: er, no
Me: Then I am not too wide. Case closed. Next!
Pffft. What does your mom know? You are just a handsome tabby mancat.
ReplyDeleteWell, Monty, it is important to be at a healthy weight so that you live a long, healthy life!
ReplyDeleteMonty, I don't see the problem. If you can jump into that window, then you're not too heavy.
ReplyDeleteHumans are always projecting their personal body issues on to us. I do not think you are fat!
ReplyDeleteOh, don't listen to her, Monty, you are one handsome mancat!
ReplyDeleteAre you two yelling UBER big at one another???
ReplyDeleteWhat is with these humans?!! They're calling me a sausage. They have no idea about anything as usual.
ReplyDeleteLatte
I do not think you are a widebody! You are just sturdy.
ReplyDeleteYour Mombean has gotten kindof rude to you lately hasn't she? You are your usual floofy lovable self.
ReplyDeleteTiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie
That's a little bit rude, I think. You are perfect, Monty!
ReplyDeleteBeins are rude, obviously they made that window sill too narrow!
ReplyDeleteDude, you are not chunky! I weigh 23 pounds and I'M CERTAINLY NOT CHUNKY!!! I will sit on anyone who calls me chunky!
ReplyDelete(Mommy is laughing at the "Do you beep when you turn around?"....I'm laughing at the Phht! Do you?
Purrs, Seaborne
Beans are *always thinking we're chunky! I think you're lookin' good!
ReplyDeleteMonty, ya want I should send the mom over to teach that joker a lesson? She can do it ya know. And she would, if'n I asked her, on account a' Millie n'all.
ReplyDeleteRoxy & Lucky Luciano
How rude of them to make comments on your body. Like they are purrfect.
ReplyDeleteWhy are mom's so rude sometimes? Do you know what my mom sed to Sadie...whatcha carrying in dat flab purse, bricks? Can you imagine!
ReplyDeleteYou look just perfect, Monty!
ReplyDeletedats jus pregnancy wait, you'll lose it
ReplyDeleteHow rude! I do not think you is chunky at all!
ReplyDeleteThat's not fat, that's muscle! Plus a little extra skin for those little Sprout fingers to grab without doin' any real harm..it's called SURVIVAL, baby!
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