'Course you can explain! Just a moment before your Mombean came in the room, you were viciously disembowelling the foot of that vishus pink monster that's clearly a dire threat to your family. It only LOOKS like you're hugging it, when in fact you had just paused a moment to see if it had learned its lesson and wanted to cry 'Uncle!' 'cause that's just the kind of mancat you are, who thinks that even the worst of enemies should be given a chance to show it's smartened up and won't mess with you ever again, and it's awfully sorry really, and very very ashamed of itself, and doesn't know what came over it, and it will never happen again. It's very sorry, truly.
But you weren't hugging it.
~Jack
PS. Somecat here wants me to say "MeARRRR" to you. But I wouldn't talk to it if I were you. We don't want to encourage it.
We believe you! I'm sure there is a logical explanation. Kon also likes pink things. I personally like pink if it is a poof or something very soft. Have a great day!
I can explain, honest!
start talking bud.
ReplyDeleteUmm, yep, it better be good !
ReplyDeleteAH HA! Caught red handed!
ReplyDeleteGo ahead, we're lissening.
ReplyDeleteThis I can't wait to hear!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePurrs Mickey
Do you like pink things, Monty? Cuz I like pink things too. It means I'm secure in my mancatliness.
ReplyDeleteWell, if you get lost after nip, what would have happened if we had said, Millie?
ReplyDeleteUh, dude, you were framed, weren't you?
Teehee, what a face! :)
ReplyDeleteMonty! What were you doing with that!? I cannot wait to hear your explanation...
ReplyDelete::Drumming claws on floor::
ReplyDeleteYeah, we're waiting dude...
Hahahahahaha! Mom gets that same look from Ruckus quite often!
ReplyDeleteHahahahha, uh oh.
ReplyDeleteOh, this should be good!
ReplyDeleteHaf you asplained yet, or is you still finkin what to say?
ReplyDeleteDude!
Um . . . start 'splainin' dood . . . this should be good!
ReplyDeleteMONTY! Remember that comment about being non-judgmental? Doesn't work here, bud. Spill it!
ReplyDeleteRoxy
Oh Dear Monty... Oh Dear
ReplyDelete'Course you can explain! Just a moment before your Mombean came in the room, you were viciously disembowelling the foot of that vishus pink monster that's clearly a dire threat to your family. It only LOOKS like you're hugging it, when in fact you had just paused a moment to see if it had learned its lesson and wanted to cry 'Uncle!' 'cause that's just the kind of mancat you are, who thinks that even the worst of enemies should be given a chance to show it's smartened up and won't mess with you ever again, and it's awfully sorry really, and very very ashamed of itself, and doesn't know what came over it, and it will never happen again. It's very sorry, truly.
ReplyDeleteBut you weren't hugging it.
~Jack
PS. Somecat here wants me to say "MeARRRR" to you. But I wouldn't talk to it if I were you. We don't want to encourage it.
Uh oh.....BUSTED! Millie....did you get an explanation?
ReplyDeletehi monty q ...
ReplyDeletewutcha doin?
jus wunderin.
luv--jh
That does look a little suspicious!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to hear it. FAZ
ReplyDeleteI'd like to hear it. FAZ
ReplyDeleteDoooooooooode - I love that look on your face.
ReplyDeleteSmooches to you tabbyman.
I can't wait to hear this one!
ReplyDeleteWe believe you! I'm sure there is a logical explanation. Kon also likes pink things. I personally like pink if it is a poof or something very soft. Have a great day!
ReplyDeleteWell,
ReplyDeletetalk to me!
.....your only mistake was getting caught!....
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