Friday, May 22, 2009

Finally Friday


So, the storm story. Since I am the awesome tabbycat, I've been demandig to be let out of the front door these days, instead of hanging in the back with the slobberhound. MomBean decided that it's fine, as the usual routine is she lets me out into the fenced in back yard, and then opens the front door an hour later to let me back in.

Neat trick, huh?

Anyway, one day while Grandbean was visiting I had sauntered out for a stroll of my turf. Apparently I was forgotten about until the sky OPENED UP AND DUMPED MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF WET ON ME. Then it started dropping rocks-icy rocks! on me to boot. MomBean finally let me inside after the flood ended so I could rest.

Ahem.

What?

Liar. You sauntered into the house like you didn't care and were bone dry. I called you 8534 times to get you to come in and you ignored me. Try again, Baconator.

...

I had a drop of moisture on my left 3rd whisker.

11 comments:

The Devil Dog said...

Mom says your pants are on fire, but you don't have pants, do you? Nice strut by the way.
And did you say hot dogs? As opposed to HOT dogs, which is what Lucky and I were yesterday. Be right over!

Roxy

Eric and Flynn said...

It's okay Monty, you are allowed to exaggerate a little now and again. The drop of moisture could have come from an icy rock.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You were locked outside?! Even one drop of moisture on a whisker is too much...

Max said...

Well, I for one believe you. Because we all know that just the IDEA of getting dumped on by massive amounts of wet is the SAME as getting dumped on be massive amounts of wet, and when that happens THE KITTY MUST BE GIVEN CRUNCHY TREATS!

And getting your whisker wet? Well, that's just adding insult to injury. Someone needs to give you some real live fresh dead shrimp or something to make up for it. Truly they do.

Angel said...

Mom's always have a different view to every story!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Huh, dat's yoor mom's story, what a load. She prolly only called 4,957 times! And yoor whisker gots wet so dat is just as bad as getting rained on! Demand treats and snuggles.

Daisy said...

Oh Monty, I think ANY drop is one drop too many.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

You are so busted, Monty!

meemsnyc said...

I can't believed it rained on you! Yuk!

Derby said...

nice try Monty!

Kaz's Cats said...

We believe you Monty! You are so hard done by...

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha