So, the storm story. Since I am the awesome tabbycat, I've been demandig to be let out of the front door these days, instead of hanging in the back with the slobberhound. MomBean decided that it's fine, as the usual routine is she lets me out into the fenced in back yard, and then opens the front door an hour later to let me back in.
Neat trick, huh?
Anyway, one day while Grandbean was visiting I had sauntered out for a stroll of my turf. Apparently I was forgotten about until the sky OPENED UP AND DUMPED MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF WET ON ME. Then it started dropping rocks-icy rocks! on me to boot. MomBean finally let me inside after the flood ended so I could rest.
Ahem.
What?
Liar. You sauntered into the house like you didn't care and were bone dry. I called you 8534 times to get you to come in and you ignored me. Try again, Baconator.
...
I had a drop of moisture on my left 3rd whisker.
11 comments:
Mom says your pants are on fire, but you don't have pants, do you? Nice strut by the way.
And did you say hot dogs? As opposed to HOT dogs, which is what Lucky and I were yesterday. Be right over!
Roxy
It's okay Monty, you are allowed to exaggerate a little now and again. The drop of moisture could have come from an icy rock.
You were locked outside?! Even one drop of moisture on a whisker is too much...
Well, I for one believe you. Because we all know that just the IDEA of getting dumped on by massive amounts of wet is the SAME as getting dumped on be massive amounts of wet, and when that happens THE KITTY MUST BE GIVEN CRUNCHY TREATS!
And getting your whisker wet? Well, that's just adding insult to injury. Someone needs to give you some real live fresh dead shrimp or something to make up for it. Truly they do.
Mom's always have a different view to every story!
Huh, dat's yoor mom's story, what a load. She prolly only called 4,957 times! And yoor whisker gots wet so dat is just as bad as getting rained on! Demand treats and snuggles.
Oh Monty, I think ANY drop is one drop too many.
You are so busted, Monty!
I can't believed it rained on you! Yuk!
nice try Monty!
We believe you Monty! You are so hard done by...
Purrs
Gypsy & Tasha
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