IT'S MAH MILLIE'S BIRTHDAY!
(...she's still a cougar because I'm younger, right??)
I'll be over at 5pm, sharp, my dear. I know you love a punctual cat. Wear your best pearls, tonight we hit the town for sushi at MomBean and your Mom's favorite sushi joint, then it's off to AnneMarie gardens for a sunset stroll through the art.
And on a side note, Happy Birthday from me, Millie girl. Because of you and your Mom, my life was made so much better. My kids got a Fairy Godmother, and I got one of the best friends I could ever ask for. She's family, just like you.