Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Widebody Wednesday

Dude, you've gotten a little chunky there...

I have not.

Seriously, look at your front legs, they are like twigs compared to your rump. Do you beep when you turn around?

Phht. Do you?

26 comments:

Cat-a-holic, Lilly and Laila said...

Just more to love!

Laila

The Meezers said...

well that was just RUDE. you're purrfekt!!

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Dude, 2 words... Thunder Bum.

Just saying...

p.s. You did the linky just right!

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Haaaa haaaa, do you beep when you turn around! Seriously, you don't look wide to me at all! Now my brother Sam, he is wide! Momma calls him her BFB, which stands for Big Fat Boy! Daddy gets REALLY mad at her when she says that ... hee hee!
Purrs and headbutts,
Simon

Whicky Wuudler said...

The test for whether you are too wide is to ask this question of your human -

Me: Can you drive a wheelbarrow between my front legs?

Human: er, no

Me: Then I am not too wide. Case closed. Next!

Tybalt said...

Pffft. What does your mom know? You are just a handsome tabby mancat.

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Well, Monty, it is important to be at a healthy weight so that you live a long, healthy life!

Kelly Cat said...

Monty, I don't see the problem. If you can jump into that window, then you're not too heavy.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Humans are always projecting their personal body issues on to us. I do not think you are fat!

Vincent and Mike said...

Oh, don't listen to her, Monty, you are one handsome mancat!

Parker said...

Are you two yelling UBER big at one another???

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

What is with these humans?!! They're calling me a sausage. They have no idea about anything as usual.

Latte

Daisy said...

I do not think you are a widebody! You are just sturdy.

Camie's Kitties said...

Your Mombean has gotten kindof rude to you lately hasn't she? You are your usual floofy lovable self.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

The Furry Kids said...

That's a little bit rude, I think. You are perfect, Monty!

PB & J said...

Beins are rude, obviously they made that window sill too narrow!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Dude, you are not chunky! I weigh 23 pounds and I'M CERTAINLY NOT CHUNKY!!! I will sit on anyone who calls me chunky!

(Mommy is laughing at the "Do you beep when you turn around?"....I'm laughing at the Phht! Do you?

Purrs, Seaborne

SophieKitty said...

Fat!? You are big-boned.

Lux said...

Beans are *always thinking we're chunky! I think you're lookin' good!

The Devil Dog said...

Monty, ya want I should send the mom over to teach that joker a lesson? She can do it ya know. And she would, if'n I asked her, on account a' Millie n'all.

Roxy & Lucky Luciano

Derby said...

How rude of them to make comments on your body. Like they are purrfect.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Why are mom's so rude sometimes? Do you know what my mom sed to Sadie...whatcha carrying in dat flab purse, bricks? Can you imagine!

michico*Adan said...

You look just perfect, Monty!

Honey P. Sunshine said...

dats jus pregnancy wait, you'll lose it

Beethoven said...

How rude! I do not think you is chunky at all!

Angus Mhor said...

That's not fat, that's muscle! Plus a little extra skin for those little Sprout fingers to grab without doin' any real harm..it's called SURVIVAL, baby!