Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Widebody Wednesday

Dude, you've gotten a little chunky there...

I have not.

Seriously, look at your front legs, they are like twigs compared to your rump. Do you beep when you turn around?

Phht. Do you?

25 comments:

Laila and Angel Minchie said...

Just more to love!

Laila

The Meezers or Billy said...

well that was just RUDE. you're purrfekt!!

Anonymous said...

Dude, 2 words... Thunder Bum.

Just saying...

p.s. You did the linky just right!

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Haaaa haaaa, do you beep when you turn around! Seriously, you don't look wide to me at all! Now my brother Sam, he is wide! Momma calls him her BFB, which stands for Big Fat Boy! Daddy gets REALLY mad at her when she says that ... hee hee!
Purrs and headbutts,
Simon

Anonymous said...

The test for whether you are too wide is to ask this question of your human -

Me: Can you drive a wheelbarrow between my front legs?

Human: er, no

Me: Then I am not too wide. Case closed. Next!

Tybalt said...

Pffft. What does your mom know? You are just a handsome tabby mancat.

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Well, Monty, it is important to be at a healthy weight so that you live a long, healthy life!

Anonymous said...

Monty, I don't see the problem. If you can jump into that window, then you're not too heavy.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Humans are always projecting their personal body issues on to us. I do not think you are fat!

Unknown said...

Oh, don't listen to her, Monty, you are one handsome mancat!

Parker said...

Are you two yelling UBER big at one another???

LZ said...

What is with these humans?!! They're calling me a sausage. They have no idea about anything as usual.

Latte

Daisy said...

I do not think you are a widebody! You are just sturdy.

Motor Home Cats said...

Your Mombean has gotten kindof rude to you lately hasn't she? You are your usual floofy lovable self.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

The Furry Kids said...

That's a little bit rude, I think. You are perfect, Monty!

PB 'n J said...

Beins are rude, obviously they made that window sill too narrow!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Dude, you are not chunky! I weigh 23 pounds and I'M CERTAINLY NOT CHUNKY!!! I will sit on anyone who calls me chunky!

(Mommy is laughing at the "Do you beep when you turn around?"....I'm laughing at the Phht! Do you?

Purrs, Seaborne

Lux said...

Beans are *always thinking we're chunky! I think you're lookin' good!

The Devil Dog said...

Monty, ya want I should send the mom over to teach that joker a lesson? She can do it ya know. And she would, if'n I asked her, on account a' Millie n'all.

Roxy & Lucky Luciano

Just Ducky said...

How rude of them to make comments on your body. Like they are purrfect.

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Why are mom's so rude sometimes? Do you know what my mom sed to Sadie...whatcha carrying in dat flab purse, bricks? Can you imagine!

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

You look just perfect, Monty!

Honey P. Sunshine said...

dats jus pregnancy wait, you'll lose it

Beethoven said...

How rude! I do not think you is chunky at all!

Chrissie said...

That's not fat, that's muscle! Plus a little extra skin for those little Sprout fingers to grab without doin' any real harm..it's called SURVIVAL, baby!