Because your Woman totally digs me.
Break it up, boys. Newman came in because he was hungry. I gave him some food and he wandered in for a bit. A few hours later he sauntered out, so breathe, Monty.
Well, he did pwn the slobberhound across the snout, so Newman can't be that bad...
(like feta cheese on the sidewalk for a month bad....)
He'd better have not bothered my stuff under there. I left my catnip cigar under the bed!