You needed it. You even have 'pig-cat' in your records now because you don't even try to groom yourself, lardball.
They. Shaved. My. Back.
Only one to blame is yourself, Commander CremePuff.
THEY. SHAVED. MY. BACK.
I told them to take more of it off and give you a clean slate, JigglyCat.
HOW AM I GOING TO FACE MAH TUXIEKINS LIKE THIS?!?
Dude, are you going to walk up to her butt first?