Friday, August 27, 2010

Friday Fits

They. shaved. my. back.

You needed it. You even have 'pig-cat' in your records now because you don't even try to groom yourself, lardball.

They. Shaved. My. Back.

Only one to blame is yourself, Commander CremePuff.

THEY. SHAVED. MY. BACK.

I told them to take more of it off and give you a clean slate, JigglyCat.

HOW AM I GOING TO FACE MAH TUXIEKINS LIKE THIS?!?

Dude, are you going to walk up to her butt first?

(*&*()&#$_)*#@()*!!!

16 comments:

Darling Millie said...

They shaved MY WHOLE LEG when I got my bionic leg! Your fur will grow back. I shall avert my eyes, darling!

*****smootchies*****

Random Felines said...

Don't worry Monty - it will grow back. Besides, it will be cooler for you until the hots leave for good!

Anonymous said...

That's nervy! But, it WILL grow back and you'll be whole again!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Man shaving the back is just wrong. At least I can hide my bald belly.

The Meezers or Billy said...

it will grow back - mine poodle paw is almost gone from when i gotted shaved - but my inner thighs, well, let's just NOT go there - Sammy

Katnip Lounge said...

Monty, while you refur from your inverse mohawk, lie on your back and show off the tummy and...you know...whatever else.steredi

Cat said...

Don't worry Monty you are still a gorgeous kitty, shaved or not :-)

The Florida Furkids said...

Sniffie says they shaved her neck - front and back but her furs are growing back and yours will too!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Max said...

DOOOD! Gross! You know that fur is going to grown back all curly and a different color, right? and then the people will start calling you curly-butt or something equally rude. You better start planning where and upon what you are going to copiously poop...

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

MOL! They shaved yer back...

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

Are you bare butted, now? How is the cut on your back?

Cindy said...

Oh my! Your back! They shaved my butt fur last week.
Rosie

KC and the Giggleman Kitties said...

O, Monty, they shaved mine leg a couple of times. It grows back. And Millie isn't gonna let a little fing like that bother hers. She's far too sweet an sensible and hers loves you furry much.
You just rest and get well, okay.
We's all purring fur you.
Love,
KC
Missy Blue Eyes
Faith Boomerang
Sol
Smokey
Brutus Jr.
Mom ML

Kea said...

Aw, Monty, it will grow back! Our Annie has her armpits and chest shaved regularly, for her transdermal hyper-thyroid meds. The most important thing is that this heals!!

Sending lots of purrs and universal healing Light that you are better soon!

Katnip Lounge said...

Monty, we read at Millie's that you were feeling under the weather. We are sending you big purrs and strict orders to get well soon!

Cory said...

hehehe....Oooops! Didn't mean to giggle.

They did that to my brother Nigel...called it a "sani-clip" ::snicker::

That what being 19 pounds of "muscle" got him...

Cory