I don't even know where to start when it comes to that cat. I thought he was some random dude that needed a quick bite or somethin', even though he's as broad as a friggin' barn and MomBean was being nice.
But. But. BUT!
She knows this cat. Known him for years! And do you know why?!?
HE USED TO BE HER CAT. AS IN USED TO LIVE HERE BEFORE ME. IN MY HOUSE.
I can't...it's too much to bear. I need to go lay down before finishing the story.
Who you callin' fat, chub-boy?
Be nice, Newman.
