Friday, June 20, 2008

The 'New' Guy

I don't even know where to start when it comes to that cat. I thought he was some random dude that needed a quick bite or somethin', even though he's as broad as a friggin' barn and MomBean was being nice.

But. But. BUT!

She knows this cat. Known him for years! And do you know why?!?

HE USED TO BE HER CAT. AS IN USED TO LIVE HERE BEFORE ME. IN MY HOUSE.

I can't...it's too much to bear. I need to go lay down before finishing the story.

Who you callin' fat, chub-boy?

Be nice, Newman.

20 comments:

Chance said...

OH MY BAST! I am speeechles. I donna noes wat ta say.

Victor Tabbycat said...

OH MY GOSH! The cat who came before CAME BACK??? Poor Monty! I hope he's willin to share.

Tybalt said...

OH MY PAWS AND WHISKERS!
O_O

Parker said...

Your MomBean has a past! And it's name is Newman!
This is a lot to take in Monty...it's probably good that you go and take a nap! Why is Newman back? Is he staying? My, my, my...

PB & J said...

Holy moly - what's the end of the story, we're on pins and needles!

The Meezers said...

OH. MY. BAST!!!!! was he losted? did he runned away? OH. MY. BAST

Daisy said...

Hmm, this is very interesting. I wonder what happened between now and then? I cannot wait to hear the rest of the story.

Lux said...

This is very mysterious - find out! Find out more!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We can't wait to hear the rest of this story! It must be a good one.

purrs and head butts

Cheysuli and gemini said...

What? This is a scandal. What happened?

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Doooooooooooooode. where did he go that he came back from?? this is blowin my friggen mind man. did he get lost? did he lose his forever home???

PS yeah, he totally was the one to dig the carpets. really, i saw...

Camie's Kitties said...

We can't wait to hear the whole story. We can't believe you left us waiting. You are the master of suspense.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Ruis said...

WOW!! This must be a surprise for mombean! I love to hear the rest of the story, but oh boy, this is sooo great!!

Headbutts,
~Ruis

Kelly Cat said...

What? Used to be? And now he's back? Oh yeah, your human has lots of 'splainin' to do...

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

we, um, what the...usually when they say "the one that came before" they're talking about a bridge kitty and they ain't coming back...but Newman is the one that came before? And he's back? Oh, we hafta hear the rest of this...

Millie said...

Holy crap! That cat LEFT, and now he's BACK and he wants IN? What is he, NUTS? Why would anycat leave a forever home?

And do you think MomBean is gonna let him IN? Are you two gonna have to SHARE?

Yeah, I'd say MomBean's got some splainin' to do!

DK & The Fluffies said...

Oh my... she cheated on you with another cat???

The Devil Dog said...

Is he the cat from before? Did he run away, and just now came back? Are you going to have to share everything with him? OMG! I don't think I can stand the excitement.

Roxy

Angus Mhor said...

Newman! Dude! The past is never really in the past, is it? What's that line..that past trods on the heels of the future?

Monty, I really gotta hand it to ya..you're livin' with a lot of stress these days. I've given you an award. Stop by when you get the chance!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

I was hoping for more news on Newman! I"m on the edge of my seat