They. shaved. my. back.You needed it. You even have 'pig-cat' in your records now because you don't even try to groom yourself, lardball.
They. Shaved. My. Back.
Only one to blame is yourself, Commander CremePuff.
THEY. SHAVED. MY. BACK.
I told them to take more of it off and give you a clean slate, JigglyCat.
HOW AM I GOING TO FACE MAH TUXIEKINS LIKE THIS?!?
Dude, are you going to walk up to her butt first?
(*&*()&#$_)*#@()*!!!
They shaved MY WHOLE LEG when I got my bionic leg! Your fur will grow back. I shall avert my eyes, darling!
ReplyDelete*****smootchies*****
Don't worry Monty - it will grow back. Besides, it will be cooler for you until the hots leave for good!
ReplyDeleteThat's nervy! But, it WILL grow back and you'll be whole again!
ReplyDeleteMan shaving the back is just wrong. At least I can hide my bald belly.
ReplyDeleteit will grow back - mine poodle paw is almost gone from when i gotted shaved - but my inner thighs, well, let's just NOT go there - Sammy
ReplyDeleteMonty, while you refur from your inverse mohawk, lie on your back and show off the tummy and...you know...whatever else.steredi
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Monty you are still a gorgeous kitty, shaved or not :-)
ReplyDeleteSniffie says they shaved her neck - front and back but her furs are growing back and yours will too!!
ReplyDeleteSniffie and the Florida Furkids
DOOOD! Gross! You know that fur is going to grown back all curly and a different color, right? and then the people will start calling you curly-butt or something equally rude. You better start planning where and upon what you are going to copiously poop...
ReplyDeleteMOL! They shaved yer back...
ReplyDeleteAre you bare butted, now? How is the cut on your back?
ReplyDeleteOh my! Your back! They shaved my butt fur last week.
ReplyDeleteRosie
O, Monty, they shaved mine leg a couple of times. It grows back. And Millie isn't gonna let a little fing like that bother hers. She's far too sweet an sensible and hers loves you furry much.
ReplyDeleteYou just rest and get well, okay.
We's all purring fur you.
Love,
KC
Missy Blue Eyes
Faith Boomerang
Sol
Smokey
Brutus Jr.
Mom ML
Aw, Monty, it will grow back! Our Annie has her armpits and chest shaved regularly, for her transdermal hyper-thyroid meds. The most important thing is that this heals!!
ReplyDeleteSending lots of purrs and universal healing Light that you are better soon!
Monty, we read at Millie's that you were feeling under the weather. We are sending you big purrs and strict orders to get well soon!
ReplyDeletehehehe....Oooops! Didn't mean to giggle.
ReplyDeleteThey did that to my brother Nigel...called it a "sani-clip" ::snicker::
That what being 19 pounds of "muscle" got him...
Cory