I found the wipes you were looking for, now do you forgive me
for drinking your bathwater?
I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A BATH, STALKER.
I was interested in what you were doing. I mean, you were sitting in water, of all things. Simple cat curiosity, that's all.
YOU STARED AT ME FOR 20 MINUTES.
I wanted to make sure you didn't drown?
YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A MOMENT'S PEACE, MEOWING YOUR FOOL HEAD OFF.
I'M TELLING MILLIE.