Swollen Saturday

Mah beautiful face...

(Taken with my cellphone, so it isn't the best quality. He's really miserable and I've never seen him react like this after a shot.I think the Tabbyman could use some healing purrs. )

Friday Fits

They. shaved. my. back.

You needed it. You even have 'pig-cat' in your records now because you don't even try to groom yourself, lardball.

They. Shaved. My. Back.

Only one to blame is yourself, Commander CremePuff.

THEY. SHAVED. MY. BACK.

I told them to take more of it off and give you a clean slate, JigglyCat.

HOW AM I GOING TO FACE MAH TUXIEKINS LIKE THIS?!?

Dude, are you going to walk up to her butt first?

(*&*()&#$_)*#@()*!!!

Tellin' Thursday

I am never listening to a certain Woman when the phrase: "Don't worry about the crate, Monty" is spoken. Got myself hauled to the vet for what I said was nothing, but I guess it wasn't. I had an abscess from (a studly battle of epic proportions, of course) something, and it kinda..

...erm...

...popped. And my fur was hiding it pretty well too, so MomBean didn't see it until it was kinda noticable.

IT'S THE SIZE OF A HALF DOLLAR. I HAVE TO SIT ON YOU TWICE A DAY TO CLEAN IT.

We're still discussing that part.

O HELLS NO FOR WHAT I JUST SHELLED OUT FOR YOU. YOU MANCAT UP AND TAKE IT.

She's a little touchy about that part...but I lost some weight too! I'm under 15 pounds!

Whoops Wednesday

Shoot. I have to go to the V-E-T again this year. I ripped a small spot on my back and MomBean is all 'OMG cat, that's the size of a 50 cent piece!', and 'open wound!' and all. Phhht. I'm fine.

YOU ARE NOT FINE YOU ARE GOING TO THE VET TO GET THAT LOOKED AT. AND WE'RE SHAVING THAT FATBACK OF YOURS AS WELL TO MAKE SURE YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE.

WHAT?!?

p.s. Go Do the Q!

Saturday Six-Fifty!

I checked my count and this is my 650th post.

Dang.

Have you Done The Q yet???

Farewell Friend

Another one of the Greats ran off to the Bridge. I don't have anymore words, it hurts too much.

Wideangel Wednesday

Oh, dude...there had better be a Greenies buffet waitin' for you up there. You're already missed.

(An' if you could, give my Sprout a headbump or twelve for me an' MomBean...)

Let's Do the Q!

Thanks to a nudge from Millie's Mom, the 2010 Do The Q! Contest is officially open! You can get all of the information you need over here at the contest site. If you have any questions let me know!

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some cleaning to do...