Friday Fits

They. shaved. my. back.

You needed it. You even have 'pig-cat' in your records now because you don't even try to groom yourself, lardball.

They. Shaved. My. Back.

Only one to blame is yourself, Commander CremePuff.

THEY. SHAVED. MY. BACK.

I told them to take more of it off and give you a clean slate, JigglyCat.

HOW AM I GOING TO FACE MAH TUXIEKINS LIKE THIS?!?

Dude, are you going to walk up to her butt first?

(*&*()&#$_)*#@()*!!!

Saturday Six-Fifty!

I checked my count and this is my 650th post.

Dang.

Have you Done The Q yet???

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Happy Birthday to my favorite Human!

HEY!

Fine.

I didn't want to go outside after all.

Whatever Wednesday

Phhht.

I forgot, Thunderbum. I've been busy all week trying to get some things done around here.

Whatever. I understand.

Don't pull that, if I had noticed the counter I would have done something special.

Yep, yep. Fine.

You know, someone has to plan this year's Do The Q! contest, and I don't see your fatness doing anything.

...

I said I was sorry!

*thhhhhup*

Finally Friday

C'mon lady, finish making the bed so I can get up there and nap.

Friday Frump

Twas the night of Thursday, and all 'round the room.

MomBean was surfing and the computer went BOOM.

HeBean walked in when he heard all the clatter,

Took one quick look and said: 'The graphic card is the matter.'

He poked and he prodded, (MomBean went to bed.)

And after much sighing, this much he said:

'It's up and it's running, (the main station, that is),

But it's routed through the laptop, (however that is).

So now, my dear readers, sadly this is true,

Mah postin' will be sporatic 'till the new card comes through.

(Thank goodness for warranties, or this thing would cost.)

But thankfully not all of the computer was lost.

I still can comment so don't you all fret.

And soon there'll be new posts (and new pics!) I bet.

So don't y'all worry if it seems I've gone poof,

I promise I haven't, or have gotten aloof.

My wonderful furrends, let me say this at last,

OMG Monty, enough fatness!