Ok, seriously, Woman? We have nothing else of sustenance to post today?

Hee!

Tabby Tuesday

Let's compare, shall we?

Me.

Macho mancat flap.

MomBean.

Small gravitational pull around mid-section. Wiped out KidBean once from turning too quickly...

Whatever Wednesday

Phhht.

I forgot, Thunderbum. I've been busy all week trying to get some things done around here.

Whatever. I understand.

Don't pull that, if I had noticed the counter I would have done something special.

Yep, yep. Fine.

You know, someone has to plan this year's Do The Q! contest, and I don't see your fatness doing anything.

...

I said I was sorry!

*thhhhhup*

Friday Frump

Twas the night of Thursday, and all 'round the room.

MomBean was surfing and the computer went BOOM.

HeBean walked in when he heard all the clatter,

Took one quick look and said: 'The graphic card is the matter.'

He poked and he prodded, (MomBean went to bed.)

And after much sighing, this much he said:

'It's up and it's running, (the main station, that is),

But it's routed through the laptop, (however that is).

So now, my dear readers, sadly this is true,

Mah postin' will be sporatic 'till the new card comes through.

(Thank goodness for warranties, or this thing would cost.)

But thankfully not all of the computer was lost.

I still can comment so don't you all fret.

And soon there'll be new posts (and new pics!) I bet.

So don't y'all worry if it seems I've gone poof,

I promise I haven't, or have gotten aloof.

My wonderful furrends, let me say this at last,

OMG Monty, enough fatness!