Shoot! Sunday

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Sunday Sunday

Mombean was having soom rooms painted this weekend and they turned off the interwebs for a few days. They could have warned me!

Just to let y'all know, the slobberhound was just trying to sniff my tail and see what was outside. There were no teeth involved, but there was one hell of a TabbySlap upside his stoopid mutt snout. The punk.

Smilin' Sunday

I have a secret.

Sunny Sunday

It's so. freaking. nice. outside today. I'm slipping into my collar and going out in the backyard.

YOU HAD BETTER NOT SQUEEZE YOUR LARDNESS UNDER THE GATE AGAIN.

I want to go see mah Milliekins, Woman!

Sunday Spotbeams

I know y'all missed the lazer beams.

NOW GO VOTE IN MY CONTEST.

Easy Like Sunday Morning

I found the wipes you were looking for, now do you forgive me

for drinking your bathwater?

I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A BATH, STALKER.

I was interested in what you were doing. I mean, you were sitting in water, of all things. Simple cat curiosity, that's all.

YOU STARED AT ME FOR 20 MINUTES.

I wanted to make sure you didn't drown?

YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A MOMENT'S PEACE, MEOWING YOUR FOOL HEAD OFF.
I'M TELLING MILLIE.

Gotta go!