I know, boy, I know.
Why Tuckernokitty pee in Tuckerbed?? Nobody in house-all beans and wooffies out in yard. Tuckernokitty pee in Tuckerbed.
I know, sweet pooch. He's got some box issues so he's going to the v-e-t this week to get looked at.
Tucker no have bad feelings for Tuckernokitty. Tucker no do nothing wrong (this time)...
Edit: SO YOU SHRED YOUR BED IN YOUR CRATE?!? I AM GOING TO LOCK YOU BOTH IN THE GARAGE WITH A BURLAP SACK IF THE HIJINKS DON'T STOP, BOYS.