Still Life with Mancat

In case you weren't able to spot me from last Monday's picture, I'm back at my tree again. There's a dent in the dirt from where I sleep.

You did not need a wide-angle lens, Woman. Sheesh.

I that I shall never see...

 

This is my favorite tree in the front yard. It's shady, comfy,

...my favorite bird has a nest in it...

...and I can chat with the locals. Win all around.

Scritchy Mancat Monday

Right there. Keep it coming. No, no, no need to stop.

Mancat Monday

...make that Mancat and MomBean Monday

Mancat Monday

I am trying to take a bath, Woman. Put that thing down already!

Morning Mancat Monday

What? I can't hear you from across the road. Move my tatted haft?

Let me come a little closer. My Batness? What are you talking about??

Ok, what are you yelling about with my hat fass?

Oh, you were yelling at me to move my fa...

DO YOU KISS THE LITTLE BEANS WITH THAT MOUTH?!?

WOMAN!

LET. ME. USE. THE. COMPUTER!

Man...what is going on here Monday

Ok, ok. I promise to update this week. Cross my claws and on my (nearly back) furs.

Mancat Monday

Yes, I'm "still out here"! I'll be in when I'm good and ready.

Or when it rains later...

Mouthy Mancat Monday

I'm talkin' to you, mutt! Stay away from my food!

Mancat Monday

(Not a picture from today, I've been told my eyes are too 'gross' and would scare kittens.)

Crap. Apparently I have secured a trip to the vet. Something 'blah blah goopy eye', 'blah blah gross sneezing', 'blah blah the cat's sick'.

Sheesh.

Mancat Monday

Good, you're home. Now open the house so I can go use the litterbox.

Mancat Monday

Leave me for four days with HeBean and the slobberhound. HOW COULD YOU? I didn't miss you or the like, and I only slept on your legs last night because I was cold. Really.

Mancat Monday

Mancat Rule #237: Make the most of any moment. Anytime is a good time for a scratch.

Manly Monday

Ssshh...

Mancat Monday

This is what I was hunting last week. No clue what it was but I deaded it quite well.

Mancat Monday

Shhh...

Manly Monday

Can I help you???

...

And the other Man of the House. Who still needs a nickname, btw...

He doesn't miss any meals either.

Mancat Monday

Out??

Out??

Hell0000...kitty wants out!

Mancat Monday

And that was from just one side of me. I fear no brush!

Cripes, why are you shedding out your winter coat now, doofcake?