Mancat Monday

(Not a picture from today, I've been told my eyes are too 'gross' and would scare kittens.)

Crap. Apparently I have secured a trip to the vet. Something 'blah blah goopy eye', 'blah blah gross sneezing', 'blah blah the cat's sick'.

Sheesh.

Mancat Monday

Out??

Out??

Hell0000...kitty wants out!

Friday Furrday

GrandmaBean is visiting, and they're going up to Baltymora for the weekend with the little beans. I've been told it's a 'man weekend' here at the house, but all that means is that I'm stuck here with HeBean and the slobberhound.

If you need me I'll be under the bed. As soon as I fish out my toy from under this dresser.

...and when a certian Woman gets back from her fun trip (that I'm being left behind!) she can tell you all about how a certian TabbyMan got stuck outside in a thunderstorm. And hail.

Widebody Wednesday

(I meant a picture of all of me, Woman?!?)

Miffed Mancat Monday

IS NOTHING SACRED AROUND HERE ANYMORE?!?

Missing Monty Q

I let Monty out for his usual after-dinner time outside in the fenced in yard. He didn't come to the door for bedtime and after a long search he's nowhere to be found. It's very cold out tonight and I can't tell where he got out or where he went to. I'm sick with worry over this...

I don't want to lose my Monty Q too.

I think he learned his lesson. If not I'm buying him shackles for 'outside wear'.

Mopey Mancat Monday

I'm so sorry Big Kitty.

Phhht.

Please forgive me, I hadn't written it on the calendar, that's all.

THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?!?

Um, to be fair I don't have a calendar for this year, so nothing is written down...

HOW COULD YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN???

Saturday Caturday

Um, hello? Do I jump into your pictures?

I'm not talking to you anymore, Woman.

Mancat Monday

Ok, nice try. Yes it's my head but I'm OUT OF FOCUS.


Sprout isn't. ::hmmph::

WOMAN!

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BLOG???

Stop playing with the format already!!!

Gobble gobble!

Happy Thanksgiving evfurrybody!

My beans are going on a trip tommorrow so I won't be able to blog until Monday. (And I won't get any turkey either, Mombean doesn't want to cook everything and have the leftovers sit in the fridge. Hmph!) Have a good weekend!

MISSING

Monty's been missing since last night and I've torn the house apart looking for him. I thought he was just sleeping in this morning but he isn't coming for Temtashuns or when I call. I don't know if he got outside somehow and I'm sick with worry. If he's teleported over to your house can you please send him home?

UPDATE: Walked around the neighborhood shaking his treat box, showing his picture to everyone I could find. Am officially the cat lady of the area. I did find the neighbor's lost cat, so it wasn't a total loss, I suppose. Called the shelters, and put his tent and Purrpad on the porch, along with food and water. Will go try the vaccuum trick now.

Monty, just come home...

Tabby In-Trouble Tuesday

Well, I don't mind having purple nails, for those who asked it isn't nail polish but a product called Soft Paws. They help kitties who really like having claws, like, erm. Me.

What hole in the couch?

You don't think I had something to do with the hole in the couch, do you?

*AHEM*

Ok, ok, it was me. That's why I'm sporting the purple claws-that way Mombean can tell when I lose them. (I already yoinked one off!) She says if I don't knock it off she's buying pink ones next time.

Wacky Wednesday

Oh, ha ha. Very funny, MomBean. I hope your ribs hurt all day once you finish laughing.

Sheesh Sunday

MomBean bought me this yesterday but it's too small.

And then HeBean saw me and said no more clothes for the cat.

Sheesh. How am I ever going to impress Millie now?