Still Life with Mancat

In case you weren't able to spot me from last Monday's picture, I'm back at my tree again. There's a dent in the dirt from where I sleep.

You did not need a wide-angle lens, Woman. Sheesh.

Mancat Monday

Well, I've got a question for y'all. It's coming up to the 4th of July which is usually my Do the Q contest. Is everyone up for another round? MomBean is still trying to find some good gifts for prizes, but wants to know if we're on again.

Kittehs! (And woofers, buns, hams, etc.) Are you up for another round? Lemme know if you want to Do the Q again!

Mancat Monday

Yes, I'm "still out here"! I'll be in when I'm good and ready.

Or when it rains later...

Mouthy Mancat Monday

I'm talkin' to you, mutt! Stay away from my food!

Mancat Things

Let me get this straight. I fill your feeder with fresh food, scrub out your water bowl and fill it with fresh water. Then I completely empty your 'treasure box' and refill it with fresh litter.

Yeah, and?

The next thing you do is ask to go outside and ignore everything I just did for you???

It's a mancat thing.

Mancat Monday

Mancat Rule #237: Make the most of any moment. Anytime is a good time for a scratch.

Mancat Monday

This is what I was hunting last week. No clue what it was but I deaded it quite well.

Mancat Monday

Shhh...

ManCat Monday

"Takin' care of buisness..."

Now that MomBean is back,  I can get some work done around here. One would be asking her why her stuff smells like ANOTHER CAT, but she's all 'it was my Mom's kitty, calm down' and all. Phht.

So, it's Do The Q! season and we haven't had even a dozen entries so far. What's up with that, kitties? We are having a serious belleh shortage this year and I need YOU to help correct it. There is a new category going up as soon as MomBean remembers to post it within the next 24 hours, sponsored by two-time winner Victor Tabbycat himself. 

GO HERE AND ENTER. JOIN THE AWESOMENESS.

*ahem*

Next is that MomBean has a raffle going on at the moment for a new, you-pick the color/pattern critter from her shop, The Sock Drawer Shelter. Tickets are only $5 each, amd we're extending the deadline another week because we didn't talk about it all that much, and I want to give everyone a chance to win.

Now, I need to go shed all over her and make her smell right again. She smells like rainbows and happycat and such. Blech.

Mancat Monday

Here MillieMillieMillie...

Miffed Mancat Monday

Hell-o?? Trying to nap here.

Tabbyman Tuesday

(I'm trying to do my best Angus strut. How am I doin', bro?)

Mombean finally broke down and asked HeBean to help with the Opera problem. (Opera the computer browser, not what I sing at 3am.) She was gettin' all kinds of hairballs with trying to send files, websites, etc., so we're trying out a new browser for the time being. Iron somethingorother. Meh. Whatev', as long as I can do my thing I don't much care.

Edit: From the Mancat himself, Mr. Angus Mhor!

"Strut, shout, put it out,
That's what he wants from women,
Come on, baby, whatchoo' takin' meh for?"

"Strut, shout, put it out,
all takin' and no givin,
Monty's put all the world on "Ignore"!

STRUT!

Mancat Monday

Oh yeah, baby.

Scritch it, scritch it good like a good bean should!

Aaaaaand a little ditty from Parker too-MomBean just about shot her lunch out of a nostril while laughing. (It was lasagna, too, I bet it kinda burned...) Excellent work, Parker!

Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your mommas back
When a problem comes along
You must scritch it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must scritch it
When somethings going wrong
You must scritch it

Now scritch it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
Its not too late
To scritch it
Scritch it good

When a good time turns around
You must scritch it
You will never live it down
Unless you scritch it
No one gets away
Until they scritch it

I say scritch it
scritch it good
I say scritch it
Scritch it good

Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your mommas back
When a problem comes along
You must scritch it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must scritch it
When somethings going wrong
You must scritch it

Now scritch it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
Its not too late
To scritch it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
Its not too late
To scritch it
Scritch it good

Heh-Heh-Heh!

Mancat Monday

Easy, ladies. This tabbyman belongs to Millie.

Mancat Updatin' Monday

So, I've got some updating to do, it would seem. Lemme do this bullet style so I don't forget anything:

• All of the beans have been sick with some sorta crud or another.
• Mombean has caught everything in the house so far. The chest cold made her stomach blow the most.
• She's literally been sick since mid-December.
• KidBean caught pinkeye last week and had to stay home for two days. 
• SweetBean may have it now.
• MomBean is considering running away with the gypsies.
• Or buying stock in disenfectant.
• Mombean had another cold this weekend, which made for some great couch naps.
• Thankfully the gypsies don't come around as often as they used to, or who would feed me?

...yeah. And there's a new bean comin' in September. I kinda miss havin' a blurp around the house. 

Enough mushy stuff.

Tabby Tuesday

100% Mancat
100% Millie's!

(pssst, Lux, am I doin' it right?)

Sunday Spread

Do do do be do...

Can I help you?!?

Fine, if you want a show then hold onto your  zoom lens, Woman.

Mancat on Patrol

Yep, yep, this bed looks alright.

A little messy, though.

I mean, look at that blanket-who made this bed?

Oh. Hold on.

Aw, SweetBean fell asleep trying to 'hide'. Heh.

(The pink quilt that SweetBean is on is the one the Roxy an' Lucky's mom made. SweetBean loves it, and gives MomBean hell everytime she tries to sneak it into the washing.)

Mancat Monday

Mancat on patrol. No dustball is safe.

ManCat Monday

Did you see that I'm today's M-Cat Club Monday member? Woo hoo!

Who's the mancat? Who's the mancat?

Someone call for a mancat?

?!?!?!?!?

What are you doing back?

Heh.

AND WHY IS THE DOOR OPEN?!?