Man...what is going on here Monday

Ok, ok. I promise to update this week. Cross my claws and on my (nearly back) furs.

Friday Furs?

kitty?

The Return of the Not-So-Naked Monty Q?

...

Open for Buisiness

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy asked if there was any toona juice. Lemme check.

Yep, yep, all good. Fresh keg in the back, we just tapped it. First round is on MomBean!

Wait, what?!?

Tabby Tuesday

(be clicking to biggify...)

Get'cher nip juice...nice and fresh!

Tucker Thursday

Tuckernokitty say that Tucker should hav been model for AuntWoof's quilt. Must be because Tucker studly pibble.

*cough*

Tabby Tuesday

Oh good, you're home. Now let me in, I need a nap after using your roses as a litter box.

Furrious Friday

The hound and I are going to have a quick chat. 

(AND WHO TOLD HIM MY SECRET WORD?!?)

WHOA Wednesday

Tuckernokitty! asked MomWoof not to post pictures of nekkid kitty.

TUCKERNOKITTY NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MOVING PICTURES! 

HAHAHAHAHA...*snort*

The Big Weiners!

I mean, winners are posted! Go see!

Tattletale Tuesday

MomBean is laughing her fool head off at the number of you that want to see me nakkers.

Winners for the Do The Q! should go up this afternoon, there was a tie for two categories so we're having a seperate re-count.

I'm currently trying to figure out how to delete pictures from a cellphone...

I'll post 'em for $1! Or chocolate!

WOMAN DON'T YOU DARE!

I'll even throw in WHY you got shaved as well!

WOMAN!!!

Sunday Shaved-day

MomBean is currently counting up the Do The Q! contest votes, we should have them up tomorrow morning for everyone.

And yes, I spent almost a week in the clink jail hothouse kennel while the beans were all ON VACATION! They went to the 'Happiest Place on Earth' for Moosh's birthday and do you know what I got?

BUZZED NAKED.

As you can guess, there will be no pictures today. Which is good as something will be meeting a toothy death in the meantime.

Saturday Snarfage

So I've heard that some kitties didn't get their vote in for the contest, so tell you what. I'll extend the voting for a few more days, say Thursday. BUT. After that, that's all that I'm going to take, so if you haven't gotten your vote in, here's your chance.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to load up. I spy a PTU in the corner...

Vote vote vote vote...

I have counted nine votes so far.

Are you going to let nine kittehs decide who gets the glory???

Sumbissions are closed! Time to Vote!

The hound will pay. Oh yes, he will pay for that post yesterday...

It's time,  everyone! The Do The Q! contest is ready for your votes, so head on over and get your meow heard. You've only got a week!

O HAI THAR

SOMEONE LEARN TUCKERNOKITTY SECRET WORD!

Sunday Sun Day

(Woman, I know I'm hard to resist, but really...)

Alright, kittehs! I'm calling a close on Do The Q! contest submissions. If it isn't in mah mailbox by the end of today it isn't going up on the site. MomBean will be posting the rest of the entries tonight or tommorrow morning, and then the voting will begin.

We'll post the 'how-to's' on voting tommorow as well, for everyone new to the contest. See you then!

Wordy Wednesday

Rumors of my downslide have been greatly overblown. I'm on the up and up, with proof to boot.

The first part is that the swelling went down on my face. The vet isn't sure what it was, but she thinks that I got something in my eye (from rolling in the mulch pile) and it had to work it's way free. Either way I'm glad all of my eyelids back where they belong.

Here's where the trouble started-that red spot is half the size of what it started out as. Yeah, it was gross. Really gross. But it's healing really well and the skin is already coming back in. And I promise to groom myself.

Lastly, the Do the Q contest is going on, and since I've been AWOL for a bit we'll extend the deadline for a day or two in case anyone has been holding back on posing. There are two new categories as well, so GO SEE.

Thanks for all of the purrs, they helped a lot! ♥

Swollen Saturday

Mah beautiful face...

(Taken with my cellphone, so it isn't the best quality. He's really miserable and I've never seen him react like this after a shot.I think the Tabbyman could use some healing purrs. )

Friday Fits

They. shaved. my. back.

You needed it. You even have 'pig-cat' in your records now because you don't even try to groom yourself, lardball.

They. Shaved. My. Back.

Only one to blame is yourself, Commander CremePuff.

THEY. SHAVED. MY. BACK.

I told them to take more of it off and give you a clean slate, JigglyCat.

HOW AM I GOING TO FACE MAH TUXIEKINS LIKE THIS?!?

Dude, are you going to walk up to her butt first?

(*&*()&#$_)*#@()*!!!

Tellin' Thursday

I am never listening to a certain Woman when the phrase: "Don't worry about the crate, Monty" is spoken. Got myself hauled to the vet for what I said was nothing, but I guess it wasn't. I had an abscess from (a studly battle of epic proportions, of course) something, and it kinda..

...erm...

...popped. And my fur was hiding it pretty well too, so MomBean didn't see it until it was kinda noticable.

IT'S THE SIZE OF A HALF DOLLAR. I HAVE TO SIT ON YOU TWICE A DAY TO CLEAN IT.

We're still discussing that part.

O HELLS NO FOR WHAT I JUST SHELLED OUT FOR YOU. YOU MANCAT UP AND TAKE IT.

She's a little touchy about that part...but I lost some weight too! I'm under 15 pounds!

Whoops Wednesday

Shoot. I have to go to the V-E-T again this year. I ripped a small spot on my back and MomBean is all 'OMG cat, that's the size of a 50 cent piece!', and 'open wound!' and all. Phhht. I'm fine.

YOU ARE NOT FINE YOU ARE GOING TO THE VET TO GET THAT LOOKED AT. AND WE'RE SHAVING THAT FATBACK OF YOURS AS WELL TO MAKE SURE YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE.

WHAT?!?

p.s. Go Do the Q!

Saturday Six-Fifty!

I checked my count and this is my 650th post.

Dang.

Have you Done The Q yet???

Farewell Friend

Another one of the Greats ran off to the Bridge. I don't have anymore words, it hurts too much.

Wideangel Wednesday

Oh, dude...there had better be a Greenies buffet waitin' for you up there. You're already missed.

(An' if you could, give my Sprout a headbump or twelve for me an' MomBean...)

Let's Do the Q!

Thanks to a nudge from Millie's Mom, the 2010 Do The Q! Contest is officially open! You can get all of the information you need over here at the contest site. If you have any questions let me know!

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some cleaning to do...

Well?

Yeah, I admit it. I've been pretty AWOL this summer. It's hard for a certain MomBean to get online and help me post anything! something when she's got a certain Moosh to play with. I've been promised that things will be back to rights come end of August when the Big Kids go to school.

Oh for pete's sake, Woman! Stop getting all snuffly about SweetBean going to pre-K! You knew it was going to happen! Stop that!

Anyway, the Do the Q! contest is still on, and it's going to be opening up in a few days, once Moosh gives MomBean enough time to get the details up and posted. And gifts! We finally found some prizes too, as well as one sponsored category from my Sweet Tuxiekins, Millie. If anyone else wants to sponsor a category let me know so we can get the details worked out.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Happy Birthday to my favorite Human!

HEY!

TwinkleToes Tuesday

Mah dainty little fairy tabbytoes.

*cough*

Certain MomBeans forgot to post the link yesterday so new visitors can see what I was talking about...check out doingtheq.blogspot.com.

Now what was that cough for, Woman?!?

Mancat Monday

Well, I've got a question for y'all. It's coming up to the 4th of July which is usually my Do the Q contest. Is everyone up for another round? MomBean is still trying to find some good gifts for prizes, but wants to know if we're on again.

Kittehs! (And woofers, buns, hams, etc.) Are you up for another round? Lemme know if you want to Do the Q again!

TMI Tuesday

Kid's gotta learn someday, Woman.

Telling Thursday!

Happy Purrfday MomBean! I won't tell anyone you're 37 this year.

*snerk*

Wordless Wednesday

Miffed Mancat Monday

HEY! That's mine!

TabbyTime Thursday

Max, the Supreme ManCat mentioned:

"I'm pretty sure some sticky thing is gonna screw yours up..."

What makes you think that?

Tabby Tuesday

Well, even though there was no house-trashing party, at least I got a present. I'm going to call it my ManCat Cave.

Uh, Monty? That's not what you think it is...

So Mad Saturday

I'm not coming down.

I didn't forget it! I promise! Come down!

NO.

I couldn't blog about your birthday until now, it was busy here!

I DON'T CARE.

Aw, Monty...

Ticked Tabby Thursday

Your pillow will pay for what just went on there...

Ticked Tabby Tuesday

DO. NOT. WANT.

Furry Friday

I *do* hang with the Moosh Monster quite often. 

Just at a safe distance. And when he isn't looking.

Tubby Tabby Tuesday

MomBean says she had to show off Moosh's 'new thing'. Sheesh, he's not a dog, Woman!

P.S. She was using her phone, so it isn't the best quality...

Mancat Monday

Yes, I'm "still out here"! I'll be in when I'm good and ready.

Or when it rains later...

Furry Friday

Me and my Scratchin' Tree.

Dang, life is good. Plenty of good shade spots here, anyone want to come over?

(Certain tuxiecats and Psycho tabbies can cut to the front.)

Woobaby Wednesday!

Party at my house! I'll bring the buffet!

Mouthy Mancat Monday

I'm talkin' to you, mutt! Stay away from my food!